Patient Zero

This just in: Researchers may have just nailed down the chain of transmission for "Michelle O's lunch rules," which appears to have reached Planet Fox about 20 minutes ago (as of this writing).

"Michelle O menu" and similar terms have been surfacing on Drudge with some frequency lately, mostly linking to EagNews.org, website of a Michigan-based outfit that appears to base its existence around the excess of gummint in our schools. Well, that and Common Core and the Lady Macbeth of the White House vegetable garden:

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Theoretical Thursdays: Symbolic convergence

So, how many times do you figure the dusky harridan is mentioned in the 513-word EAGnews epic that Drudge links to here? If your first guess was "none," take the rest of the day off!

The usurper himself, of course, appears in the lede:

Meat dating to the year of President Obama’s first inauguration was served to students in some Hawkins County, Tennessee schools last week.

... but nowhere else in the text -- not that a few minor evidentiary details ought to get in the way. How do EAGnews readers talk about this story?

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Today in visual communication

Hey, kids! How many times do you figure a 1,500-word story ought to mention the wicked harridan in that nice Mr. Drudge's picture?

a) 0
b) 1-3
c) 4-6
d) 7-9
e) 10 or more

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The white knight is talking backwards

As the Kenyan usurper is trying to distract us from his usurperly bombing of the Middle East by, um, bombing more of the Middle East, it's good to know that Drudge still has his eye on the main enemy.

The brand of awesomeness on offer at EAGnews.org might be interesting for those who don't spend a lot of time in the wackosphere. But at least it's nice to know that Juan Williams has found a consulting gig.