Elongated yellow replica

No. No, he can't. Nor is "replica" an improvement on "the hairy creature" or "legendary furry creatures."

But next time you have a one-on-one with the head of the Ohio Bigfoot Conference:

They are especially adept at hiding and seem to have their own language, DeWerth said.

... be sure you ask how many words they have for "snow," OK?

(Thanks to the Central Ohio Bureau.)