Candidate caught in love nest with 'singer'

Well -- except he's not a candidate, it's her parents' house, and she has a day job. "Raven-haired power publicist" might not be what you had in mind during J-school, but it's almost certainly a different category on the old Form 1040 than "ho!" Let alone "ho! ho! ho!"

You do kind of wonder sometimes if there's any lower the Post can sink, and then you realize the scope of the human imagination and stop wondering.