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If you've been trying to sneak in a Forbidden Lede over at the Fair 'n' Balanced Network, Christmas has come very, very early for you:

Call it a puppy's Christmas "Miracle."

A teeny, tiny puppy from Colorado survived harrowing odds to be born in time for the holiday.

Just call him Santa Kitna.

Jon Kitna, who came out of retirement this week to rejoin the Dallas Cowboys as an emergency backup QB, was teaching math and coaching football at a high school when opportunity came knocking. And now that he's back in the league, he hasn't forgotten where he came from.

Better hurry before the Grinch gets there.