Shouldn't that be 'allegedly murders car'?

On the heels of Wednesday's uptick in human-vehicle violence ("Cirencester teenager breaks jaw in alleged attack by kebab van"), the humans strike back:

Girl found alive in France murders car

A four-year-old girl has been found hiding inside a British-registered car in which three bodies were discovered eight hours earlier, French police say.

Think of how close the crash blossom came to being averted. "Twins found alive in France murders car" or "Girl found alive in France murder car" would just be noun piles.

Anyway, if I was the taco truck over by the undergrad library, I wouldn't be using the ATM by myself at 2 in the morning. Thanks, kebab vans.