Don't cry for me, 1A headline

It's hard to pick a favorite about this hard-hitting exclusive on the WashTimes's Thursday front. Is it the "while" in the headline? The alliteration? (""Self-described socialist who regularly rails against the rich.") The arithmetic -- the "$300 on hair" that becomes "nearly $300" but seems to add up (according to "sources familiar with the salon") to $260, not counting tip? Or the Evita reference?

Given the proximate threats of Nancy Pelosi and Schiffty Schiff in the House, the impertinence of the Fair 'n' Balanced Network, the level of intracult dissent, and everything else that's bedeviling journalism these days, it's nice to see the press remembering to make some room for the menace that is AOC.