Those pesky snow shovels

OK, a few points:

1) By all accounts, "spring" is right on schedule. It starts in a month.
2) Since you're not leading with the earthquake, I'm going to guess that we're still in "Michigan." Where it, you know, actually snows in the spring.
3) Given those presumptions about the fabric of space-time, should you maybe have remembered what happened last time snow was in the forecast -- say, last month?

Enough snow shovels. Think of the children.