Stop press!

You can see why they're in a panic over to The Fox Nation: The deranged Kenyan usurper has once again failed to stand up for what's right and good. INPEACH!!1!1!!1!!1!!!!!!! (Or, for a good time, just read the comments.)

Kind of a shame that the Fair 'n' Balanced Network missed the part where the Kenyan, um, made a whole proclamation about Armed Forces Day on Friday.