Today in sports

Hey, Matt. Your team's down a point at halftime. What are you supposed to do, stand up and yell?

No, really. There's a reasonable chance that Matt Drudge, hard-core political journalist that he is, might have been to a basketball game at some point. Worse, much of his audience has probably done the same thing. Wonder what they'd think if they knew that the photo didn't actually come from the witches' Saturnalia mass held over the twitching corpse of the American dream?