Foxgasm!

Could it get any better than this? Fabricated scandal "gets closer to White House"! (Should you be scoring along at home, the long and short of it is that someone who "may have had contact with foreign nationals" also "'may have been' affiliated with the White House advance team.") "Frustrated lawmakers" don't think we say "TERROR!" often or loudly enough. Republicans are nicer than those Occupy people! White women are still missing!

I'm tempted to note that it's going to be a long campaign season, but it's not. Fast away the old year passes, and it's no longer idle to speculate what the Fair 'n' Balanced Network is going to look like if it has to endure another four years under the jackboot of Kenyan Muslim communist oppression.

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