But enough about ...

... the scary Kenyan Muslim socialist colored guy. Let's talk about you! What scares you most about the scary Kenyan Muslim socialist colored guy?

Granted, this isn't the whole of the WashTimes. It isn't even the whole of the front page; there's a column of international developments down the left. (Hint: Buy gold and freeze-dried food.) But it is a pretty effective reminder that -- when correctly viewed -- everything that ain't about how bad he's made it should surely be about how much worse he's going to make it.

Must be interesting days at the WashTimes copy desk.