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Something about weather stories just brings out the cliche in everybody. Copyeds, this is your chance to step up and ... lose friends and influence people. Retire Mother Nature and Old Man Winter. And never, ever write or approve any piece of text containing the consecutive words "big chill."

Right, Houston?
The big chill is on

Little Rock?
State braces for big chill

Denver?
The big chill has returned to Colorado, courtesy of a strong cold front that roared through the region early Wednesday morning.

Asheville?
WNC's big chill persists as crews repair fractured waterlines

Sioux City?
Big chill, winds next for Siouxland

Scotland the brave?
Big chill tightens grip on UK

Memphis?
City agencies prepare for big chill

We could go on and on -- 700-some times. a search suggests. File this one so deep your best reporter couldn't find it.