Forbidden heds

No, don't. "Bowled over" is on the list of permanently banned hed cliches. It is the Omega unto the Alpha of "Ready for some football?"

Run it not, nor suggest it, nor let thy fingers dawdle over the B-O-W-L-D-O-V-R keys, lest thy name have an awful black mark next to it when the last trump sounds and Great Cthulhu comes forth with a copy of the bulldog edition and a dismayed look on his face. For that will not be pretty, amen.