The perfect page

This must be as close as it gets to the Perfect Front Page at the formerly Fair 'n' Balanced Network, from Wednesday afternoon:

The inside story on those terrifying Starbucks diversity sessions!

Liberals say mean lady sounds like a Trump supporter!

Hillary Clinton went out in public and forced poor little old Fox to run her picture again! 

Liberals are meaner than the mean lady!

Even more liberals say mean things about Trump!