On the third day ...

You can certainly see why this story made the front page at Fox. Until you read the lede, at least:

A former Houston Astros first base coach made an emotional return to the ballpark Monday night, tossing the ceremonial first pitch in the home opener months after nearly dying from a slip and fall.

Well, we all let our fingers get ahead of our brains sometimes. But with Fox, you have to wonder why "beating death" is the first thing that came to mind.