Friday, July 11, 2014

Emergency hed ban: Prodigal

Comes now a request from Raleigh for a preliminary injunction against any and all uses of "Prodigal Son" in display type about LeBron James's choice of employers for next season.

So ordered. No "Prodigal Son" in heds, decks, or cutlines. Neither shalt thou write fatted calf -- nor talent (or, should it be "talents?") -- in thy body copy. And if the petitioner doesn't mind, let's throw in a ban on "Decision 2.0" and "LeBron 2.0" while we're at it.



Blogger John Braun said...

Especially since he's not "prodigal." He went away and came back, but he wasn't particularly wasteful or extravagant.

9:02 AM, July 15, 2014  

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