And don't you forget it

This could really mess up your menu planning:

A headline on Monday with a report in the “Arts, Briefly” column about plans for the actor Taylor Lautner to star in the movie “Stretch Armstrong” misidentified the creature he plays in the “The Twilight Saga: New Moon.” He is a werewolf, not a vampire.

Honestly, Nation's Newspaper of Record -- did you try the garlic trick?