Horton hears a whom

Apparently the pronomial coin toss isn't working. Same paper, same afternoon, same category of news:

Police seek man in kidnapping
Police are looking for a man this afternoon whom they say stabbed a woman and then took her two young daughters with him as he fled.

Pineville police nab escapee
An anonymous tip led authorities in Pineville to a prison escapee who they captured Tuesday afternoon after a manhunt, police say.

At least you'd get to 50% if you just held down the "yes" key.