Saturday, May 03, 2008

Why I don't like fishing

The little hed's from the Fox front page, and space is naturally a bit restricted. Do things get any less ambiguous when we click through?

Angler Catches Fish, Partially Digested Lizard Crawls Out of Mouth
Uh, guess not. For that, you have to wait for the lede:

An American angler on a fishing expedition in Australia made a fascinating catch: As he was taking pictures of his prize, the fish began to regurtitate a lizard, which moments later crawled out of the fish's mouth.

Thanks for clearing that up.

... But as Simson continued taking photographs a miracle happened.

Miracle of the Lizards and Fishes, eh? Is Fox just a little too quick sometimes with earth-shaking news from its Murdochian siblings?

Sensational sightings of a flying human above the skies of Mexico could be genuine, says a paranormal expert.

Nah. Just quick enough.


Blogger The Ridger, FCD said...

That's downright amazing.

I think I'll stop fishing now.

11:17 AM, May 04, 2008  

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