Betcha can't eat just one

Nobody can resist a chunk of Elongated Yellow Fruit! Though you'd like to think that anyone who'd include "butt-shifted" in the report could have added the preferred additional modifier: "clutch-challenged ursine invader." And you have to appreciate the Boulder County cops for remembering that when perps exit the vehicle, it's always "in an unknown direction."

Thanks as always to the Bremner Center for the Popular Orange Vegetable.