By the pricking of my thumbs ...

If you were The Associated Press, what do you figure would be a good Elongated Yellow Fruit reference for Anthony Weiner?

Weiner, who's attending his party's national convention in Philadelphia, was asked about the rumored Trump Jr. candidacy, and the cocksure former congressman playfully suggested he would end his political exile to take on the son of the equally brash Trump, a billionaire real estate mogul.

(h/t Merrill)