Today in ... oh, forget it

Would you go over the relationship between diet and ... what's that technical term again there, Nation's Newspaper of Record?

An Op-Ed essay on Monday described bald eagles and ospreys incorrectly. They eat fish, and their poop is white; they do not eat berries and excrete purple feces. (Other birds, like American robins, Eurasian starlings and cedar waxwings, do.)

Why does the New York Times think the symbol of our freedom poops purple? Why does the New York Times hate freedom?