Well, which is it, young fella?

Why indeed? After all, as our columnist* pointed out last Thursday, it had already been a month since the attack on the consulate in Benghazi, and by that stage in 2001, we'd already invaded Afghanistan. What was the cunning Kenyan socialist thinking?

Maybe -- just going out on a limb here, because he's kind of a basketball guy -- he was setting up a pool on how long it would take somebody at Fox to come up with "October Surprise?" for this rather interesting AP tale. So ... who had 7 p.m. Monday?

* Pasted at The Fox Nation from the Washington Post, if you're scoring along at home.