Pesky ladies!

Oh, the perils that befall us when upstyle heds and ill-informed hyphenation meet deep-seated Fox-class racist paranoia.

Silly rabbit! Of course The Fox Nation didn't mean to suggest that this ship was the first ever to have been commissioned by a lady. No, it's referring to a cutter that was commissioned by the president's wife, which would make it a "first-lady-commissioned" ship. If, that is, it was somehow a national story that the mere touch of the dusky sorceress had somehow produced a few rust spots on a new cutter.