Thursday, September 15, 2011

Zombie Thurber

The "that's what" lede takes on a new and more exciting twist in this morning's top story from downtown.

Just imagine the possibilities:

Undead.

That's what half of Woodlawn Cemetery seemed to be as the earthly remains of former bankers, lawyers and rock stars shambled toward Palmer Park in a grotesque parody of a Labor Day parade.

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Blogger Strayhorn said...

Threat or menace?

That's what Durham DA Tracey Cline appeared to be Wednesday when she denied an action that was not only entered into court records, but was caught on videotape.

8:20 AM, September 15, 2011  
Anonymous Mark said...

Entire family burned to death at home.

That's what might happen if you forget to change your smoke detector battery.

9:04 AM, September 16, 2011  

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