Forbidden hed tricks

Even by the jaw-droppin' standards of g-droppin', this is an especially dumb hed. There's room for the "g" horizontally. There's room for it vertically. Your poor readers can't even tell what annoying stereotype you're unable to get out of your head. Please, never do this again.

And special Department of Redundancy Department mention for the hed at left, which despite appearing next to the skybox actually appears to go with a story running down the side of the page. The deck kindly points out that the "April-May deluge" is "part of 2011's wild weather."

Imagine -- April and May 2011 being part of 2011! The mind reels.