Dunno

Two possibilities suggest themselves:

1) The story contains the answer, in which case it'd be nice to be somewhat more direct.

2) The story doesn't contain the answer, in which case the appropriate reply is: Why are you asking me?

OK, maybe (3): Somebody bet that the desk couldn't spell the guy's name right on 1A.

On the Stupid Questions scale, this is distilled essence of stupid, matured in charred stupid barrels and served neat. You should charge more than a buck a copy for it.