Thanks, Mom!

Do you suppose, perhaps, maybe, just a little, that's not exactly what the story meant by:

"The settlement agreement speaks for itself," Cleveland lawyer Peter Weinberger said Tuesday. "Obviously, the family is pleased the matter has been resolved." He declined to comment further.

And thanks to the miracle of automated posting, it's not just that AP prose, but those AP suggested heds that are seen across this great land of ours.