Driver's ed

Great moments in having a lot of big old books that Those Kids have never heard of sitting around the office, from the Nation's Newspaper of Record:

An article on Thursday about the order by a federal judge in Wichita, Kan., to postpone a trial because of the impending birth of a defense lawyer’s first child misquoted a portion of a line from Shakespeare’s “The Taming of the Shrew” that was cited in the order. Judge Eric F. Melgren suggested that the legal adversaries “strive mightily, but eat and drink as friends,” not “drive mightily.”

If it sounds weird, it's OK to look it up. Rly!