Book, chapter, vs.

Quick, what do you figure is the Hed Word of the Week downtown?

Caper can't catch break vs. dad's team (2C) 

White Sox sweep twin bill versus Red Sox (4C)

(Bonus cutline: Chicago's Manny Ramirez had three hits vs. his old team Saturday.)

Cubs' Silva to start Tuesday versus Astros (5C)

Car dealer is champ vs. cancer (3B)

On the bright side: A glance at both sports sections (it's September, so college football has a section to itself) finds no cutlines using "celebrate." That seems like progress.