Advances in hed writing

Behold, a genuine break- through in the art of hed writing from the friends at the Fair 'n' Balanced Network!

If you're like me, you probably wasted a lot of time in your early career trying to take things from the story and turn them into headlines. If we'd only known then what we know now! Engineers at Fox have apparently figured out a way to write the hed without any reference at all to the story. You can root all the way to the bottom of this epic and find no support at all for the assertion (the purported "ban" on "Islam" and "jihad") in the hed.

But it's not just a time-saver! See, if you want to get a particular reaction out of your audience, you no longer have to wait for the right story to come along. Just put the right hed on and you'll get results in seconds:

Are we as a nation sleeping? Wake up America before irreparable damage is done to our country. I never thought I would say this but this SOB needs to be impeached. Is this the beginning of the downfall of the United States, I hope not, but it will be if we keep on sleeping.

I can't stand this niggger* any more. If he wants holy war, we'll give him a dose of Christian justice. An eye for an eye....

As far as I am concerned, the name obama should be eliminated from the books. .. it's a very scary name to the average citizen

This is just another way for the Big O to divert Americans attention from other far more important topics such as his failure with the economy and his dissidence with health care. He has just proven his alliance to anti-Americanism.

So at what point do the Republicans voice an opposing position against this M-sl-m** President? Just keep sitting back everyone and let him destroy this country! Does anyone realize that if we wait until the November vote for change it will be too late!! SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THIS MADMAN!!!!

Obama is going to do what he can to change the USA. As you all watch this happen consider this... You all think that Obama will be voted out in 2012, and I tell you, don't think that he (Obama) doesn't know this. There will NEVER be a vote in 2012 for President. Think about it...

* Spelling it with three g's (or two q's) apparently gets you past the filter at Fox.
** Same idea.