The day my mom got out of prison

Steve Goodman, thou shouldst be living at this hour, because we're about one security-referent object short of the perfect country and western song Fox News lead story:

Participants at Copenhagen's global climate summit will be meeting during the holiday season, but they will not be surrounded by festive Christmas decor, according to Denmark's Foreign Ministry.

Come on, you guys. Where's Chavez? Where's Soros? Where's ACORN? Where's the second effort?

[UPDATE: I knew this would get kicked up-page sooner or later. As of this writing, it's the centerpiece. Prosit!]