Why, are they getting up?

Stung by a new study showing that the traditional garlic-and-silver technique worked no better than a placebo in reducing early-onset zombification, the Fayette County coroner today announced ...

Interesting (if underedited) story, genuinely unfortunate word choice in the reefer. The method is going to remain more or less the same: Insert client, add dirt. The idea here is to try to consolidate some stuff and cut some costs.

Lesson for the desk: When you're close, try again. And keep the garlic at hand.