Sunday, March 02, 2008

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

Once is bad enough, but ...

CATERING TO CANINES
Area hotels open doors
to pamper posh pooches

... and the fans are waiting to see what the desk does with the jump hed:

SHOW / Ritzy rovers relax

Grr. As if the hat trick of bush-league alliteration hadn't done enough damage. There are (I suppose; I've never actually heard of one) dogs named Rover, but that doesn't mean dogs are "rovers." This is the Holy Roman Empire principle: the Thing on the Doorstep this morning represents the joint edition of the Freep and the News, but that doesn't mean it's either free, or press, or particularly news.

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