Two Dacron women feared missing!
Say a tornado hits a major U.S. city on a Friday night when things are really hopping downtown. Your lede hed should be ...
Um, Lexington? Guys? It was a Sunday newspaper parody. They didn't really mean it! Frances Bundle and her mother weren't real Ohio vacationers! And volcanoes didn't really destroy Japan (though Japan
was is in the eastern hemisphere).
Look. We know basketball is a big deal, even for you lesser schools. But do let's keep our priorities straight, shall we?