More ways to procrastinate

Q: What could be more fun than trying to figure out what the class that meets before yours was up to from the stuff on the blackboard?
A: Figuring out what spammers are up to from the names in your spam! Unless CyrilcrookKey and LornaplaceboLockwood are among all those cool new readers who seem to be checking in from distant continents. If, like me, they have been "constantly using Western Union as a means of sending money or making money transfer," they need to get in touch with the guy at the London IMF branch who's rounding off the year programmed.