Tuesday, November 27, 2007

At the Fox Geography Bee

Report: Iran Produces New Missile
Capable of Reaching the Mideast

And if Fox readers aren't scared enough, they should probably know that Iranian students are being trained this very minute to fold paper airplanes equally capable of reaching the Mideast! Because to reach the Mideast from Iran, you just sort of have to, oh, drop the paper airplane at your feet. Or, if you really wanted to prove a point, you could pitch it across the border into Iraq. Or drop it in the gulf and float it to the Mideast.

Nice thing about a good fear appeal. Once you get it set properly, it'll just run by itself.


Blogger The Ridger, FCD said...

Have they no shame? Have they, at last, no shame?

Don't answer. I know.

2:11 PM, November 28, 2007  

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