'Tis the AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Let's see. Two weeks ago, the lede on that all-important Hannah Montana tickets story was:

Parents, Christmas just came early for you and your kids.

With the concert date approaching, can we top that for originality?

It's official for all you pre-teen girls out there. Hannah Montana has arrived.

Anybody want to start a pool on what the review itself might start with?