Male members are rare

Dear Palm Beach Post: If you can't hire an adolescent male to slot the 1A heds, be sure you have somebody on site who can think like one.

Hur. Hur hur. He said "member." Hur! But don't just ask Beavis and Butthead, ask their buddy Geoff Chaucer: They sowed of figge leues a manere of breches to hiden hire membres.

And the week is barely middle-aged.