Wednesday, January 31, 2007

When nouns collide

Diagramming party to action stations: Fox News is on the loose again!

Pregnant frying pan attack teen surrenders

For extra credit, see how much fun you can have with one, two or three hyphens.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Bad News Barnes said...

Fun with punctuation:

Pregnant Frying Pan: "attack!"
Teen surrenders

Pregnant? Frying-pan attack teen, surrenders

Pregnant? frying?
Pan attack, teen, surrenders

Pregnant-frying pan: Attack teen surrenders?

8:58 PM, February 01, 2007  
Blogger Strayhorn said...

If we assume the odd cadence used by the Brit tabs, it reads:

"Teen who attacked pregnant frying pan has surrendered"

Which begs the question - who's the father? And how do you administer a paternity test to a pan?

10:04 AM, February 02, 2007  
Blogger fev said...

There you go, blaming the victim again.

1:59 PM, February 02, 2007  

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