When nouns collide
Diagramming party to action stations: Fox News is on the loose again!
Pregnant frying pan attack teen surrenders
For extra credit, see how much fun you can have with one, two or three hyphens.
Pregnant frying pan attack teen surrenders
For extra credit, see how much fun you can have with one, two or three hyphens.
posted by fev at 10:32 AM
3 Comments:
Fun with punctuation:
Pregnant Frying Pan: "attack!"
Teen surrenders
Pregnant? Frying-pan attack teen, surrenders
Pregnant? frying?
Pan attack, teen, surrenders
Pregnant-frying pan: Attack teen surrenders?
If we assume the odd cadence used by the Brit tabs, it reads:
"Teen who attacked pregnant frying pan has surrendered"
Which begs the question - who's the father? And how do you administer a paternity test to a pan?
There you go, blaming the victim again.
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