Sunday, January 21, 2007

Truest hed of the (still-young) millennium

Here's a genuinely remarkable bit of desk work: The most unambiguously true hed in the history of the free world.

Mona Lisa's gravesite -- or not
ROME - It may be that the world's most famously enigmatic woman has shed some of her mystery.

An amateur historian believes he has found the final resting place of the Florentine Renaissance woman who inspired Leonardo da Vinci's most renowned painting -- the Mona Lisa.

It's exclusive! It's exhaustive! It needs no qualification whatsoever! It's as accurate as a hed can get! So it'd be only a little uncharitable to note that exactly the same thing can be said of that patch of the Official HEADSUP-L Backyard between the rose bushes and the suet feeder.

Please don't step in the herb bed. Try to keep the noise down after 9 p.m. and on weekends. There's a coffee can on the deck for your offerings.


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