Demons are often summoned ...

... by the mention of their names, as Conan the Unitarian tells us. Such is clearly the case with "stands" cutlines. Whinge about 'em once, and the jaws of heck gape open to send forth another one to trouble the peaceful:

Harold Carw stands in front of the “Newcomer School” replica in Shelter Gardens on Thursday. He works as a security guard in the gardens.

We may have to resort to nailing a doubloon to the mast for the first brave soul who produces a cutline, anywhere, that was improved by "stands." (And we're trusting the mile-high CQs after 'Carw' spoke for themselves.)