Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

This sermon's been given before, but apparently it didn't take, so:

Up, up & Away
Hot air balloon rides provide light-hearted fun for young campers with diabetes

No, no, no. This is a matter of settled law (indeed, it's one of the few successful prior restraint cases in U.S. jurisprudence). It is a violation of state and federal law to use "Up, up and away" within 500 yards of any photo, drawing, electronic image, mechanical reproduction, or fanciful semantic reference to any hot-air balloon, helium balloon, blimp, dirigible, zeppelin or origami-like thingy held over candle at the Twilight Festival. Period. That is all.

Well, there is one more thing. Whenever you use "Up, up and away" with a balloon story, an angel is accidentally sucked into a hay baler and fed to cattle.