Sort of pregnant, slightly dead

This combination of absolutes and hedges is too good not to share with you wordheads:

"WorldNetDaily and I both were absolutely a little shocked on Saturday evening when we got an e-mail from Joe Wilson's lawyers in Washington really asking us to 100 percent retract our statements that were made on the radio show," Vallely told Fox.

Apply political coloration according to your own lights. Now get back to work on the hed quiz below.