Sunday, September 04, 2005

Your secret is out, little comrades!

Many readers have long suspected this banking center's leading daily of spewing leftist bile despite its protestations of innocence. Now the truth emerges at last in the headlines:

Aftermath underscores class struggle
In New Orleans, one of poorest cities in U.S., many are left stranded

Today's lesson, as shrewd Komsomols have no doubt figured out: Not everything that looks like a synonym is a synonym. "Class struggle," for instance, isn't another way of saying "class issues" or "class divide" or "concerns about class." It's the ... oh, go look it up.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Amy Fiscus said...

Ahh, the old columnist's manifesto.

11:21 PM, September 04, 2005  
Blogger fev said...

Indeed. As Marx reminds us: "I like that too, but you don't get in unless you say 'swordfish.'"

10:11 AM, September 05, 2005  

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