Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Lede of the (dwindling) month

Without further ado:

Sleep well, Columbia. An alleged purse-grabbing girl gang is in custody.

The raw Shakespearean majesty of it just kind of slaps one across the face, dunnit?

Oh, all right. Here's another taste:

After three late-night downtown capers, which included pushing victims down and grabbing their bags, Naughty Teen I, 17, and Naughty Teen II, 18, were arrested by Columbia police yesterday.

Good night, John-Boy.


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