Always at war with Eastasia

Sounds like a pretty firm denial on the homepage there, Reagan's Favorite Newspaper! I wonder what the inside hed looks like.

Wow! The Big Guy must have really been giving it to the Fake News, huh?

... The White House was not commenting on the medical bill story, which was first reported in The Washington Post on Thursday, although the U.S. government has long had a policy of not paying ransom demands for American hostages.

Oh.

Who wants to bet that Axis Sarah can make things look even worse?

“We do not comment on hostage negotiations, which is why they have been so successful during this administration,” White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said in statement.

It has to be rough out there in the party press these days, huh?