No, but thanks for asking

Today in Stupid Questions:

NORFOLK, Va. — Do you love Lucky Charms so much that you would like the marshmallowy cereal taste in your beer?

Smartmouth Beer is introducing its Saturday Morning Marshmallow IPA on March 2 in an all-day event that will also showcase trivia and food vendors.

Sad to note that this isn't technically an Elongated Yellow Fruit, in that "taste" isn't a variation on Lucky Charms. But ledewise, I hope we can agree that it fails the Wheaties test.