Do groundhogs dream of elongated yellow fruit?

Thanks for the share to Brian, who notes that Groundhog Day never fails to disappoint.

In other news of the hurried morning meal, this from last fall's round of the Great Bacon Crisis:

U.S. bacon reserves have hit a 50-year low, sending prices for the scrumptious breakfast meat upward as pig farmers struggle to keep up with demand, according to a recent report by the U.S. Department of Agriculture.