Today in sourcing

Before you make that toll-free call to ensure that YOUR FAMILY will be EATING DELICIOUS FOOD rather than fighting for scraps in a FOOD RIOT, catch the sourcing. It's not just the Daily Mail, it's the Daily Mail quoting the Express!

EUROPEAN political chiefs are to take advantage of Brexit by unveiling their long-held plan to morph the continent’s countries into one GIANT SUPERSTATE, it has emerged today. 

I think my favorite part is this:

Responding to the plot Polish Foreign Minister Witold Waszczykowski raged: "This is not a good solution, of course, because from the time the EU was invented a lot has changed.

“The mood in European societies is different. Europe and our voters do not want to give the Union over into the hands of technocrats.

“Therefore, I want to talk about this, whether this really is the right recipe right now in the context of a Brexit."

Whatever plot he's actually reacting to, you have to wonder what he sounds like when he's being reasonable.